This post was originally published on June 30, 2014.
Uh oh —we’re all screwed. A new Spanish study reveals that people who watch three or more hours a day of TV are more than twice as likely to die in the next few years as those who watch little or zero TV at all.
Episodic Danger
We’ve all read the scary stats about sitting too long being dangerous for your health, but the new information indicates that for some reason, sitting around watching TV can be harder on your health than being perched at a desk or driving around in your car. Why, exactly, is anyone’s guess, but the effect was “seen in relatively young, healthy, affluent people.”
One of the doctors involved in the research suggests that folks avoid “long sedentary periods” and reduce their TV habit to no more than one or two hours a day. Don’t they realize that one of sober addicts’ very favorite pastimes is binge-watching a zillion TV series, both old faves (Twin Peaks, Law and Order: SVU and Thirtysomething) and new?! What the hell are we supposed to do with our bucket loads of homebody isolating-happy free time?
Step Away from the Screen
Oddly enough, the study volunteers originally seemed even healthier than the average Spaniard, but the fact remains: for every two extra hours of watching TV (more than one hour a day), the volunteers were 44 percent more likely to die from heart disease or stroke, 21 percent more inclined to die from cancer and 55 percent more likely to die from something else, regardless of their sex, age, smoking habits, weight and diet.
Why, though? Apparently that’s still TBD, but Dr. Nieca Goldberg, an NYU cardiologist who wasn’t involved in the study, says, “No one yet knows the answer, but if you’re the type of person who has a lot of time but spends it sitting in front of the television, you also have other sedentary behaviors, like not going outside too much or engaging in physical activity.”
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So what do you think, sober minions? Does this new research scare you, sadden you, piss you off? And more importantly, will it have any perceivable impact on your TV-watching habits? As for me, I highly doubt it will change my TV addiction at all, alas. Escapist-television 4 lyfe!
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